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Bob |
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Age:
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99 |
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State/Province, Country:
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Hell, New Jersey, USA. |
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What is your favorite animal? Why?:
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The cactus, because it retains so much knowledge about the TRUE meaning in life... and cacti are so sexy). |
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If you won $10,000,000 what would you do?:
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I would eat it. (It tastes good!) |
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If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go and why?:
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I would go to hell, just to compare it to New Jersey. (Hey, as long as I could come back... no, wait, I don't want to come back... Nevermind!) |
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What do you look for in a guy/girl?:
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A sexy pancreas (such a turn-on). |
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What is the most romantic thing a guy/girl could ever do for you?:
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She could blow up. (Hey, spontaneous combustion is educational, little boys and girls!) |
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If you had 24 hours to live, what would you do?:
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I'd plan a two-week vacation. |
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If you could change one thing in the world, what would it be?:
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I would extract the brains of lab mice and implant them into the heads of lawyers (to benefit the common good, of course). |
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What is your favorite food?:
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Warped monkeys. (Not the regular warped monkeys. Only the very warped kind.) |
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What do you consider to be your best trait?:
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My normalacy. And my great sense of common sense. Or is that scent? |
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Who or what is the most important thing in your life?:
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Bug spray. It keeps the gnomes at a safe distance (and smelling ever-so minty fresh!). |
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What is your favorite website?:
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www.death.com (It helped me see the Light!) |
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