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Name:
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Michael J. Reynolds |
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Email:
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suburbanchaos@uswest.net |
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Age:
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28 |
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State/Province, Country:
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Minnesota, USA |
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What is your favorite animal? Why?:
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All Animals Suck. They smell. |
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If you won $10,000,000 what would you do?:
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I'd buy Zena |
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If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go and why?:
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Europe. Because it smells. |
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What do you look for in a guy/girl?:
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Lack of retardation. |
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What is the most romantic thing a guy/girl could ever do for you?:
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Light a bunch of candles and then roll around on a floor covered with pizza beneath a plastic Santa Claus statue that blinked it's lights on and off. |
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If you had 24 hours to live, what would you do?:
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Get wasted. |
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If you could change one thing in the world, what would it be?:
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Make 10 item check out counters at the grocery mart 15 items or less. |
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What is your favorite food?:
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Food I've never tried before. |
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What do you consider to be your best trait?:
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My ability to slack |
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Who or what is the most important thing in your life?:
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My right hand |
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What is your favorite website?:
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http://amused.dhs.org |
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